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Title: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on February 26, 2021, 12:14:53 PM
So I've been tentatively looking for another road bike since regrettably selling my Buell (no idea why) and was beginning to home in on another XB, albeit slightly disturbed by the recent hike in values...... they ain't fucking worth 7K!!!

Anyway, I'd seen the new Suzuki Katana on the internet and in magazines and not really thought much about it (meh, looks alright I suppose), although I was a massive fan back in the 80's...... it featured on my wank wall alongside rather dashing pictures of Sam Fox and her arch nemesis Linda Lusardi..... there might even have been one of Donna Ewin, because although she wasn't that pretty, she did have MASSIVE tits...... and I fucking LOVED the boobies.

About a week ago, Anna and I were out and about 'essentially travelling' for alcohol and whatnot when I spotted a Katana and was absolutely gobsmacked by how awesome it looked in the flesh.
Immediately hit the internet for reviews, found that it was essentially a GSX1000 with a GSXR K5 motor (larger stroke), 150 'grunty as fuck' horses, and fairly old school in terms of tech with 4 stage TC and a slipper clutch (which I've never used).
Reviews broadly positive so I set about looking for deals..... that didn't take me long as a local dealer was doing 20 plate pre-registered bikes for £8K, £4K off RRP.

So..... eyes set to full on 'doe' mode I went on the charm offensive in order to bring the gaffer around to my way of thinking, fully armed with a veritable plethora of reasons why the RC8 and the F4 essentially and urgently require a stablemate. She caved with alarming ease!!!! I am one charming fucker, I really am........

Long storey less long: whipped out the old debit card, gave the dealer a ring-a-ding-ding..... collect Sat-dee.

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IhgAAOSwNqBffbjk/s-l1600.jpg)

Quickshifter should arrive tomorrow too.

You now have my formal consent to air your views, as brutally honest or fluffily flattering as they may be....

I'm off for a wank over a pic of Sam Fox

Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: mc101 on February 26, 2021, 12:37:00 PM
Thats looks ok to me. 

Oddly enough I have just purchased myself a 2014 R1200GS for road work/popping the youngest to school on and the like - first road bike in 20 years !
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Dom1 on February 26, 2021, 02:41:36 PM
My new bike day is now Wednesday courtesy of Ninjaforce.

Feeling decidedly giddy at the mere prospect, I should be like an overexcited puppy by then.

K5 engine was always an absolute weapon.

The styling is unapologetically different and I like that, bit like my T700, have I mentioned I am getting it on Wednesday?

Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Green_Ninja on February 26, 2021, 04:50:52 PM
Odd looking thing but the bikes not bad  :tongue:
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Alzo on February 26, 2021, 05:52:20 PM

Enjoy your new bike...I hope it resurrects your mojo...I don't find the looks offensive at all...I liked the original...but that said it matters not what others think...it's what floats your boat.
Question: Would a fairing be an enhancement? 😉
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: 7550 on February 26, 2021, 07:14:28 PM
Enjoy the new toy. Not a fan of the looks myself, I think Suzuki could have made it more like the original. Long and low, compared to the chunkier look of the new one.  Can you get a number plate hanger to put said number plate in the traditional position? It will certainly perform better than the original. Still, may you have many happy and safe miles ahead.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: 7550 on February 26, 2021, 07:23:47 PM
It's a lot of bike for the money. :thumbright:
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Jarse on February 26, 2021, 07:32:46 PM
Congratulations on the new bike. Very retro cool and what a bargain.

Linda Lusardi was the recipient of my furry glove attention.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Alzo on February 26, 2021, 07:52:14 PM
Quote from: Jarse on February 26, 2021, 07:32:46 PMLinda Lusardi was the recipient of my furry glove attention.
Practice for Judith?
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Jarse on February 26, 2021, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Alzo on February 26, 2021, 07:52:14 PM
Quote from: Jarse on February 26, 2021, 07:32:46 PMLinda Lusardi was the recipient of my furry glove attention.
Practice for Judith?

Yep, both smouldering vixens 💦
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: David W on February 27, 2021, 07:30:55 AM
£8k seems a bargain compared to prices these days. I remember seeing one of these at Excel a couple of years ago. Only bit I'm not keen on is the plate hanger / back mudguard assembly but I imagine there's bolt on tail tidies if you're bothered yourself.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: DaveH on February 27, 2021, 12:21:36 PM
Happy new bike day and many happy miles on it :)

I like it's looks, enough styling cues back to the original, despite how short the tail is.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: MOzZereLLa on February 27, 2021, 04:05:41 PM
I like it.

Is the standard exhaust loud. It looks like the old 750/600 oem stubby that was the finest standard zorst for noise I've experienced this side of the 765RS.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on March 01, 2021, 08:41:53 AM
It's just occurred to me that this bike is like Donna Ewin.........
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Dom1 on March 01, 2021, 11:37:03 AM
More pics required for comparison.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Thegodfather on March 01, 2021, 05:00:36 PM
I've always loved the katana's and this new one was on a list to own.
Remember sitting on the 550 version in a showroom back in 82 or around then. £1,350 brand new but mum wouldn't sign the HP agreement. Bought a couple to do up a few years ago but never got around to them so sold on.
Enjoy, I'm sure it'll be superb. As said change the rear, whats not to like.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: 7550 on March 01, 2021, 08:37:54 PM
Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on March 01, 2021, 08:41:53 AMIt's just occurred to me that this bike is like Donna Ewin.........

Has she got a 12 litre tank too ?
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on March 02, 2021, 07:07:07 AM
I've filled it up twice, and still not spent £20...... the tank is too small.

Moz - yes, for a standard zorst, it sounds lovely.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Andy M on April 06, 2021, 01:28:23 PM
we need more pictures dan
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on April 06, 2021, 03:52:57 PM
I think the people of Faceache have had enough, but I'll gladly oblige here

(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/168068078_10158064570215205_7295827973354845530_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=6XgoJHr3Cy8AX8hj1od&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=0afaca0ab8667fd681643614245b2a64&oe=6092F40D)

(https://scontent-lhr8-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/162839273_10158038850300205_8680868354497442749_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=4lkSFz4j1LkAX-pFzih&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-2.xx&oh=c78d59634669d92b93dda230124c7c4b&oe=60906F7B)

(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/159559562_10158013625435205_5456831303715783098_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=bP4IM_J8yDwAX9zPuAJ&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=42d45952bfbff1f05a6c1e4b5cf5d67c&oe=6092F16E)
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: 7550 on April 06, 2021, 03:55:15 PM
😎
Looks good. So much better with the number plate in the traditional position. 
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: komp on April 06, 2021, 04:33:49 PM
Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on April 06, 2021, 03:52:57 PMI think the people of Faceache have had enough, but I'll gladly oblige here

(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/168068078_10158064570215205_7295827973354845530_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=6XgoJHr3Cy8AX8hj1od&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=0afaca0ab8667fd681643614245b2a64&oe=6092F40D)


triple garage of toys... love it
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Dom1 on April 06, 2021, 04:38:38 PM
Triple?

Look again, I can see 5.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: David W on April 09, 2021, 07:02:01 AM
The number plate relocation is a bit of a transformation!
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Andy M on April 10, 2021, 08:56:07 AM
Well done, looks great and a very Dan bike. When did you pick up the rc8? Top work
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on April 10, 2021, 01:33:58 PM
Quote from: David W on April 09, 2021, 07:02:01 AMThe number plate relocation is a bit of a transformation!

Massive difference, so much better.

Quote from: Andy M on April 10, 2021, 08:56:07 AMWell done, looks great and a very Dan bike. When did you pick up the rc8? Top work

Had it a few years now. Mainly gets used for track days. The MV mainly sits there looking pretty, like me.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Manic636 on April 11, 2021, 08:14:57 AM
I like the Katana, had the gsxs which is the base for it so I know its a fun thing, Enjoy
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: 7550 on April 11, 2021, 09:36:54 AM
Quote from: Dom1 on April 06, 2021, 04:38:38 PMTriple?

Look again, I can see 5.

I think Komp is talking about the garage being a triple garage.
Title: Re: My new motorised bicycle
Post by: Dom1 on April 13, 2021, 04:33:54 PM
yeah that would make sense now I read it again.

I read it as "triple of garage toys".

I wasn't even counting in Sir Danoir himself.