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Title: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: MajicKwak on May 18, 2018, 10:11:59 PM
Discuss.
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Manic636 on May 18, 2018, 10:15:20 PM
Must be a candidate for the longest thread ever started right here, the only rival to the infamous word association threads  ;)
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on May 18, 2018, 10:23:44 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Jarse on May 18, 2018, 10:23:59 PM
#bestbikeiveeverowned#
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on May 18, 2018, 10:27:09 PM
It's all true
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: MajicKwak on May 18, 2018, 10:28:50 PM
I think his best keeper must be his missus.
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Manic636 on May 18, 2018, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: MajicKwak on May 18, 2018, 10:28:50 PM
I think his best keeper must be his missus.
in that she is his keeper like zoo keeper??
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on May 18, 2018, 10:39:26 PM
Erm...who's idea was this thread.
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: MajicKwak on May 18, 2018, 10:42:34 PM
 :shocked: :sign5:
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: chuggy on May 18, 2018, 11:23:47 PM
The v5 confirms that alzo is Actually The keeper of each of his bikes
He's been getting it wrong all this time

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Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Dom1 on May 18, 2018, 11:24:16 PM
I too misread the title.

Quote from: Manic636 on May 18, 2018, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: MajicKwak on May 18, 2018, 10:28:50 PM
I think his best keeper must be his missus.
in that she is his keeper like zoo keeper??

So ho many keepers has there been? Also which was shortest and which longest?
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: 7550 on May 19, 2018, 08:01:28 AM
Keepers ? I thought he was saying "This one's a Kipper". And that's why he was always changing them.  ;)
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: ash on May 19, 2018, 01:33:50 PM
The next 'must have' accessory for adventure bike riders  ;)

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Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: David W on June 05, 2018, 12:06:01 PM
Alzo currently trolling BMW on Instagram  :rofl:
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on June 05, 2018, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: David W on June 05, 2018, 12:06:01 PM
Alzo currently trolling BMW on Instagram  :rofl:
I'm trying to get a £15k bike repaired...8 weeks and counting for the full left hand switchgear with no part in sight...trolling no...spamming every possible avenue...fuck yes.
I have suggested to my dealer they return my money in full and take the bike back...they agree and are currently speaking to BMW Customer services.
Latest is BMW have authorised the dealer to uplift my bike and they will supply a fully insured Courtesy bike.
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on June 05, 2018, 05:37:20 PM
Speed Triple RS looks good... :moto: :moto: :moto: :rofl:
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Fastas...... on June 08, 2018, 06:39:05 PM
Quote from: Alzo on June 05, 2018, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: David W on June 05, 2018, 12:06:01 PM
Alzo currently trolling BMW on Instagram  :rofl:
I'm trying to get a £15k bike repaired...8 weeks and counting for the full left hand switchgear with no part in sight...trolling no...spamming every possible avenue...fuck yes.
I have suggested to my dealer they return my money in full and take the bike back...they agree and are currently speaking to BMW Customer services.
Latest is BMW have authorised the dealer to uplift my bike and they will supply a fully insured Courtesy bike.

Good job it's fully insured eh?  ;)
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on June 08, 2018, 08:56:31 PM
Quote from: Fastas...... on June 08, 2018, 06:39:05 PM
Quote from: Alzo on June 05, 2018, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: David W on June 05, 2018, 12:06:01 PM
Alzo currently trolling BMW on Instagram  :rofl:
I'm trying to get a £15k bike repaired...8 weeks and counting for the full left hand switchgear with no part in sight...trolling no...spamming every possible avenue...fuck yes.
I have suggested to my dealer they return my money in full and take the bike back...they agree and are currently speaking to BMW Customer services.
Latest is BMW have authorised the dealer to uplift my bike and they will supply a fully insured Courtesy bike.

Good job it's fully insured eh?  ;)
Erm....tis now... :rofl:
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: David W on June 08, 2018, 09:55:44 PM
Can they not take the part of another bike and replace that when it turns up?
Title: Re: Alzo & his keepers.
Post by: Alzo on June 09, 2018, 06:32:34 AM
Quote from: David W on June 08, 2018, 09:55:44 PM
Can they not take the part of another bike and replace that when it turns up?
You have no idea the amount of emails....screaming...trying to reason...pleading...begging...Dealership are as frustrated...your suggestion was my first request when they said parts were on Back Order...but BMW refused to let the Dealers use a donor bike.
Latest is my bike is getting uplifted on Monday with a Switchgear Assembly being delivered on Tuesday...email says they prioritised my case...I think I was meant to be grateful by that statement...I wasn't...see how things go.