It was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no...
It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.
Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself.
He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her.
Did he buy her flowers, no
Has he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.
He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...
Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.
You'd like it here. When the weather is shit all we do is play N64 Mario Kart on a large flatscreen TV in the corner of the office.
Work for a living? Fuck that
Quote from: captain sensible on October 10, 2019, 10:58:11 AMIt was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no...
It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.
Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself.
He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her.
Did he buy her flowers, no
Has he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.
He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...
Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.
PMSL I reckon a job there would be fun
Well, today...
Idiot #1 decided to see if idiot #4 was still sore after getting the tattoo...
By kicking him in the balls.
I've not even had my lunch yet.