What a fuck up

Started by MOzZereLLa, July 12, 2013, 03:09:35 PM

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MOzZereLLa

My name is MOz.  I am a cunt.

20567 posts and most of my sad online life lost - starting again is a pain in the tits ain't it.....
Significantly faster than you.....

ash

Chance to turn over a new leaf ;)

Anyhow, this new site is a bit nippy without dragging all that bollocks behind it  :grin:

MOzZereLLa

New leaf - nah.... Might troll harder than before on this one.....
Significantly faster than you.....

Dom1

We were going to retrieve the 20567 posts but on review we found that 7423 included the phrase "BSB-spec Fireblade", 8214 included the phrase "wrong bike/colour", 2756 contained promises to turn up which proved to be spurious, 1563 made us jealous and the remainder were judged "largely bollocks" by the collected mod-ship.

So we decided to give you a clean sheet, a fresh start if you will, and run a book on how long it took you to upset someone.


Not to affect the odds I am currenly getting but did I mention AndyM is buying an MV?
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... Look at the platypus." - Robin Williams RIP

treacle

Quote from: Dom1 on July 12, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
We were going to retrieve the 20567 posts but on review we found that 7423 included the phrase "BSB-spec Fireblade", 8214 included the phrase "wrong bike/colour", 2756 contained promises to turn up which proved to be spurious, 1563 made us jealous and the remainder were judged "largely bollocks" by the collected mod-ship.

So we decided to give you a clean sheet, a fresh start if you will, and run a book on how long it took you to upset someone.


Not to affect the odds I am currenly getting but did I mention AndyM is buying an MV?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


...and 396 posts about how shit gold wheels are, and 1 post about buying a bike with gold wheels.

MOzZereLLa

Quote from: Dom1 on July 12, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
We were going to retrieve the 20567 posts but on review we found that 7423 included the phrase "BSB-spec Fireblade", 8214 included the phrase "wrong bike/colour", 2756 contained promises to turn up which proved to be spurious, 1563 made us jealous and the remainder were judged "largely bollocks" by the collected mod-ship.

So we decided to give you a clean sheet, a fresh start if you will, and run a book on how long it took you to upset someone.


Not to affect the odds I am currenly getting but did I mention AndyM is buying an MV?

Too fucking late Dom mi ol china, if you look carefully, I've already told him not to bother  :rofl:
Significantly faster than you.....

MOzZereLLa

I think you should make me a mod - might make me more sensible and respectful.

Like you said, new starts and all that....
Significantly faster than you.....

Andy M


greenmeeny

I'd like to see Moz on a scooter.

Dom1

He did have one, sold it to KitB as I recall, and it was better than any other scooter until that point.
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... Look at the platypus." - Robin Williams RIP

Alzo


treacle

Quote from: Dom1 on July 12, 2013, 04:15:28 PM
He did have one, sold it to KitB as I recall, and it was better than any other scooter until that point.
Doms on a "cussing Moz" mission this afternoon  :police: :rofl:

Andy M

Quote from: Alzo on July 12, 2013, 04:19:22 PM
Is this THEE Moz?

all slates are wiped clean, be who you want to be over here. Which leads me to conclude there is no reason why Moz cant be a mod with a ban button etc...

MOzZereLLa

I wouldn't ban anyone.

I would exist for the betterment of the site.
Significantly faster than you.....

Alzo

Quote from: Andy M on July 12, 2013, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: Alzo on July 12, 2013, 04:19:22 PM
Is this THEE Moz?

all slates are wiped clean, be who you want to be over here. Which leads me to conclude there is no reason why Moz cant be a mod with a ban button etc...
Stranger things have happened...is there a vacancy?