Do bikes know when they're going to be sold?!

Started by Chojin, October 05, 2015, 12:50:13 PM

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Chojin

So I decided to go to work on the trail bike this morning for the first time since deciding to chop it in, the very same bike that has *always* been a pig to start, the very same bike that the clutch complains like mad when cold, the very same bike that's caused me nothing but grief for months and is the prime reason why it is being shifted on.

Well suck me off with a rusty vacuum cleaner, it bloody well started ON THE BUTTON with no fuss whatsoever. It didn't complain when riding off and it behaved itself *all* the way into work.

My question is this: Does it know? Is it sentient?
In all the time i've had it, it's never done this before so I can only conclude that somewhere deep inside the frame, probably between the camshaft and the cylinder head is a tiny hint of being that just feels guilty for being a cunt all these months.

MOzZereLLa

Significantly faster than you.....

Jarse

Sell it for being a cunt all this time and robbing you of the enjoyment of ownership.

Bastard of a thing.

I'm also with MOz.

Dom1

They also know when it is the last session of a trackday.
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... Look at the platypus." - Robin Williams RIP

Carbon_ZX6R

ive told one of mine in the past if she doesn't start up next try shes being sold , and she roared into life! I'm sure they know
2004 ZX-6R B1H    
- Full Akra Titanium System                
- Gilles rear sets                     
- R&G Crash Bungs
- Hyperpro Rsc Damper
- Many other mods

MOzZereLLa

I'd suggest they don't know if they're being sold to Carbon....
Significantly faster than you.....

Tiiimmmaaayyyy

Quote from: The Wizard of MOz on October 05, 2015, 06:29:25 PM
I'd suggest they don't know if they're being sold to Carbon....

They do because they don't start

Carbon_ZX6R

2004 ZX-6R B1H    
- Full Akra Titanium System                
- Gilles rear sets                     
- R&G Crash Bungs
- Hyperpro Rsc Damper
- Many other mods


Carbon_ZX6R

2004 ZX-6R B1H    
- Full Akra Titanium System                
- Gilles rear sets                     
- R&G Crash Bungs
- Hyperpro Rsc Damper
- Many other mods