Quote from: Maddog on November 18, 2013, 02:59:15 PM
mc101.... I reckon you should join my trackday team....I can provide seating pasties and the use of a cardboard cut out of kelly brook....(optional cling film and ky).

If you could muster the real Kelly Brook we'd have a deal ..

Can just imagine the response from her agent now...


Dear Mr Maddog

As you will appreciate Ms Brook has many commitments during her time in the UK, as such I regret she will not be available to attend a trackday to act as pit "entertainment" for you and your friend Mark.

We appreciate you generous offer to meet all her travel costs and provide a wardrobe of outfits for the day but in our capacity as her agent we do not consider that an endorsement of the lubricating properties of KY Jelly and Cling Film would be a lucrative asset at this stage in Kelly's career.

In closing, I would draw your attention to the fact that we have notified the Police of your interest in our Client and filed private proceedings citing you personally and your friend Mark. Should you ever attempt to contact Kelly directly or via these offices again we shall commence a criminal prosecution and seize all your assets.

Yours sincerely etc...


PS - We have returned the zip-loc bag apparently enclosing your soiled undergarments soaked in chloroform and Rohypnol, I am sure you understand why.

Quote from: Dom1 on November 18, 2013, 03:21:06 PM


PS - We have returned the zip-loc bag apparently enclosing your soiled undergarments soaked in chloroform and Rohypnol, I am sure you understand why.

We should have her as the site mascot!!!! Mods......

Tyre warmers are definitely worth it. Yes they are a faff, and you may or may not be faster using them,
But most importantly they make your tyres work better and LAST LONGER

Holroyd/Racetechs for value for money/performance/customer service

spare levers, foot pegs, clip ons..

basically a set of small stuff that does not cost much but could end your day if broken..

body work can be fixed up with gaffer tap but a snapped lever cannot. A low speed off prob would not do much damage but could easliy snap off / bend one of the above mentioned items..

2p