Has a midlife crisis struck?

Started by tucola, August 10, 2015, 03:29:52 PM

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Lord Danoir the first

Quote from: Carbon_ZX6R on September 02, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
I now imagine you all have perms and pink Lycra.....

it's a shame you don't get it.

fat girls are alright 'n all.... comfy etc.... but if you want real fun, the sporty sort who can take one up the chute and is flexible enough to be able to bend and lick your balls.... is a winner all day long.

small sports cars are like that.

Alzo

Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on September 03, 2015, 01:38:20 PM
Quote from: Carbon_ZX6R on September 02, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
I now imagine you all have perms and pink Lycra.....

it's a shame you don't get it.

fat girls are alright 'n all.... comfy etc.... but if you want real fun, the sporty sort who can take one up the chute and is flexible enough to be able to bend and lick your balls.... is a winner all day long.

small sports cars are like that.
Way to graphic Dan...

Phil_8

Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on September 03, 2015, 01:38:20 PM
Quote from: Carbon_ZX6R on September 02, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
I now imagine you all have perms and pink Lycra.....

it's a shame you don't get it.

fat girls are alright 'n all.... comfy etc.... but if you want real fun, the sporty sort who can take one up the chute and is flexible enough to be able to bend and lick your balls.... is a winner all day long.

small sports cars are like that.

Recited to memory for any time I now have to tell someone what car I currently own

Jarse

Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on September 03, 2015, 01:38:20 PM
Quote from: Carbon_ZX6R on September 02, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
I now imagine you all have perms and pink Lycra.....

it's a shame you don't get it.

fat girls are alright 'n all.... comfy etc.... but if you want real fun, the sporty sort who can take one up the chute and is flexible enough to be able to bend and lick your balls.... is a winner all day long.

small sports cars are like that.

:rofl: And I seem to recall describing your word smithing ability only yesterday

Jarse

Quote from: Phil_8 on September 03, 2015, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: Lord Danoir the first on September 03, 2015, 01:38:20 PM
Quote from: Carbon_ZX6R on September 02, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
I now imagine you all have perms and pink Lycra.....

it's a shame you don't get it.

fat girls are alright 'n all.... comfy etc.... but if you want real fun, the sporty sort who can take one up the chute and is flexible enough to be able to bend and lick your balls.... is a winner all day long.

small sports cars are like that.

Recited to memory for any time I now have to tell someone what car I currently own

:rofl: :rofl: again

Lord Danoir the first

I had phrase it in a way our resident knuckle head would understand.

tucola

Meh, I might have bought a new bike, but I don't suppose anyone on here would have any interest in such matters these days.

I'll be sure to let you all know if I buy a rubbish car at any point.


Millhouse

So have you bought a bike then tuc?
Life is a contact sport,  you'll be needing rule #5

Carbon_ZX6R

2004 ZX-6R B1H    
- Full Akra Titanium System                
- Gilles rear sets                     
- R&G Crash Bungs
- Hyperpro Rsc Damper
- Many other mods

Chojin

Quote from: tucola on September 08, 2015, 08:05:44 PM
Meh, I might have bought a new bike, but I don't suppose anyone on here would have any interest in such matters these days.

I'll be sure to let you all know if I buy a rubbish car at any point.

Oooo ooo oooo me me me me!!
I'm interested!

Tell us!

MOzZereLLa

I still care - I bet it's shit though ;)
Significantly faster than you.....

tucola

Triumph Tiger 800XC

Hopefully pick it up at the weekend!

:azn:


Chojin

Quote from: tucola on September 08, 2015, 09:05:53 PM
Triumph Tiger 800XC

Hopefully pick it up at the weekend!

:azn:

How did it compare to the R1200GS?

DaveH


Chojin